"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

I work from Monday to Friday 9am-5.30pm and I have my rest on Saturday and Sunday. I always sleep late, especially on Friday because the next day I'm not working. By the time I got up, I felt like I’d been hit by a bus. Thanks to the coffee I don’t normally drink and general wondering about a command performance, I didn’t really sleep well last night either - the whole fuxing weekend actually.

Why? Thanks to my moronic neighbor. My old neighbor played horrible old chinese music incredibly loudly on Saturday and Sunday morning during my precious hangover lie-in time. My neighbor is a bollock and love doing karaoke and she cranks the volume to full and you could probably hear it until a few houses down. It sounds horrible and keeps me up all the time. I don't care if she wants to sing as long as she is considerate enough to think about others. She maximized the volume, scream the shit out of her throat and she sings non stop - starting from 9am until 6pm. She'll stop singing for like 15minutes and then continue again, 9 fuxing hours of torture.

I have no objections to her ear-damaging antics until about this morning, but this was ridiculous. And I swear if she ever does this again, all friendly neighbourly relations will be thrown out the window.

Who could love a neighbour who is a karaoke enthusiast?