"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

I didn't sleep last nite and I'm so freaking tired and sleepy rite now but yet I still can't close my eyes. I feel like a walking mummy the whole day. Three incidents happened today that certified my half conscious working brain :

1) Went to Starbucks Centro to meet up with Donz after work. After the session, I walked to the car park to collect my car. I got panic when I couldn't find my car key. I spent like 30minutes searching for my car keys and I literally thought I lost my mind for I knew for a fact that my keys were in my pant pockets. I inspected every single pocket and I checked my bag. Ohh fux, keys were not to be found. I climbed back to Starbucks and no luck. I asked everyone sitting near me just now and again, no luck. I sifted through the tables and chairs around it, the grass and the gutters down the street - in case the recent rains took my keys for a ride like that fuxin paper boat we used to play when we were small. No dice. It was then I surrendered myself and decided to call my brother to pass me the spare keys. Rite at the very moment I slipped my hand into the pants left pocket to get my phone, I felt something bulky and hard like my cock. It was then I realized the keys were in my pants pocket all these while. Funny rite?

2) I got back to the car park with the keys and I couldn't locate my car. I was so fuxin sure my car was parked rite here at this spot and at that very moment where I stood. Did I really remember having my car parked here? Perhaps Alzheimer's really was setting in. I got panic again. Ohh fux not again, I lost my car again! I wandered around the car park for another uncomfortable 15minutes while pressing on my car alarm button key. It was then I heard a very familiar alarm sound but I wasn't sure because there were many people walking around raping their car keys button like me. Surprisingly, the alarm sound was pretty far away from where I stood. So having the intelligence of a CSI elite member, I did the Matrix "follow the white rabbit" method. I kept pressing on the car keys alarm button and follow where my ears led me to. Not long after that, I found my car! Good rabbit. It was then I realized my car was actually parked at Basement2 and not Basement1. Fuxin Alzheimer!

3) I took a short nap in the office this afternoon, the car accidents nitemare came back again. This time I died tragically banged by a fuxing bus. I am certain something is gonna happen to me or someone who is very close to me. I couldn't explain what it is but the last time I had a recurring dreams, it happened to my godmother and my grandpa. Both of them waved goodbye to me in my dream, 3 days before they passed away, no shits! I hope this time around it will happen to me and not anyone closes to me.