"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

Day7 - Age of 7.

This is the most critical year. This is the year I wish I could return back and patch back the biggest mistake I made in my entire life. The most critical and biggest mistake I made in my whole entire life is KNOWING THIS GUY ( MY BEST FRIEND ):

Thing(s) I did on Day 7.
Reflecting Day7 - Age of 7 by "going for fish spa". This is my first time trying out fish spa and dude, IT'S FUXING CUTE! Imagine your legs are surrounded by zillion ( I didn't really count ) of fishes and those assholes biting your legs like you owed them million of dollars. It cost Rm38 for 30 fuxing minutes and it was definitely worth checking out. I am definitely going back again for round 2!

Before entering the fish spa, I gotta take off my shoes and socks before proceeding to the cleaning area to wash my ass, my legs I mean. Before jumping in to any of the spots, I decided to do some scouting first. I noticed that some areas of the fish tank were filled with small fishes that were about two cm in length while there were other areas with fishes that were bigger, about three cm long and the biggest around 5 cm and they are fat as well. I can tell from the face of those fishes that they are not joking and they are seriously hungry for your feet! Being a chicken shit, I decided to start off with the tank of the smallest fishes. I sat on a cushion and dangled my legs into the tank, a large school of motherfuxing fishes swarmed my legs and within a second, I was surrounded by all these hamsap fishes molesting my feet. I felt a slight panic - more like geli, come on leh it's so fuxing itchy la. I immediately lifted both my legs out of the water. I braved myself and went back to the fishes again. I soaked it in and inside my heart I shouted "Eat this motherfuxer!". Within seconds the orgy began. It was incredibly ticklish and squeamish at the same time but it wasn't painful.

As a newbie, I lifted my legs out of the water repeatedly beh tahan leh and I can see other peoples are doing the same amidst squeals of laughter and controlled giggles. It was really funny. After about 10 minutes hanging out with the small fishes I decided to go for the medium sized one. Their bites are more intense and dude, those fishes ain't no joke - they are really nasty. They slapped every damn thing they could find on my legs. It was still acceptable, not too bad. I started to get the hang of these hamsap fishes and decided to go for the big boys. Ten fuxing seconds with the BIG one and that's about it, I decided to cruise back to the medium fishes.